"Okay, I respect your belief."
"Not only is Elvis still alive, he's working on a new album. I heard one of the songs playing in my dental fillings."
"I suppose that's possible."
"I was abducted by aliens. They were playing a game of pick-up football on the planet Zeltron and they were short a man. I scored the winning touchdown and they poured a bucket of Tooka Juice, which is the Zeltronian version of Gatorade, over my head in celebration."
"Stranger things have happened."
"I'm a vegan. I don't consume any animal products."
"Are you insane? What a whacko nut job!"