Hey, folks, the other guys like to talk about their humane treatment standards, but at animal welfare-approved, we deliver. We've just received a new shipment of animal welfare-approved meats and we need to make room, so everything in our refrigerated section must go! You won't believe the rock bottom prices on pork, steak, chicken, you name it, all compassionately slaughtered with the animal's comfort and well-being in mind. Folks, your conscience deserves the very best! Animal welfare-approved is the number one humanely treated meat dealer in the tri-county area. We've got the most rigorous and progressive animal care standards anywhere and our friendly farmers always treat the animals with tender loving care. But don't take our word for it. Listen to what Paul and Janice from Madison, Wisconsin say: "Dear Animal Welfare-approved, we're very progressive people. We recycle, we only buy free trade coffee, we read the American Prospect and Counterpunch every day. We were so appalled at the way animals are treated on those factory farms that last week we had a barbecue fundraiser to raise awareness about the plight of these poor creatures. (Paul's succulent ribs went over big time!) We feel such compassion for these animals, but how can we stop buying meat? I mean what would we serve at the next awareness-raising barbecue? We didn't know what to do. Then we heard about your animal welfare-approved meats. Now we can eat all the meat we want and we never have to feel guilty again." that's right, folks, at animal-welfare approved, we give you all the flavor with none of the factory farm abuses. So if you're a progressive who wants to feel like you did the right thing without giving up the great taste of animal flesh, make sure to stock up on animal welfare-approved meats today!
It's dealing days here at Temple Grandin's House of Certified Sustainable & Humane Products! Check out this beauty -- a thick, tender top sirloin steak made from a peaceful and contented grass grazing steer. It's juicy, delicious and best of all it was processed with our unique humane slaughtering methods that guarantee a guilt-free eating experience every time. How much would you expect to pay for this piece of mind? Twenty dollars? Eighteen? Try just $14.99. You heard me right. Our competitors over at Animal Welfare-approved claim they've got demanding humane treatment standards. But at Temple Grandin's House of certified sustainable & humane products, we've consulted for some of the biggest companies on the planet. Temple Grandin has written best-selling books on animal happiness, and she's the world's number one authority on designing humane slaughterhouses. No wonder in taste tests across the country, progressive eaters preferred the humane treatment standards of Dr. Temple Grandin Certified Sustainable & Humane products over our competitors three to one. Why would you eat anything else?
