Presenting the all-new slaughterhouse edition Meritech hand and boot washing system!
"Our employees' boots got so caked with hog innards that they became too heavy to kick the hogs, which forced our employees to whack them over the head with palettes to keep them from moving around too much. This quickly tired out our employees' arms, making them less efficient with the blade and thus forcing us to double the size of each shift. Your boot cleaner changed all that. Now our employees can kick the hogs as much as they want without getting tired. Thank you!"
-- D.T., Hormel Foods
"After a long day disposing of the male chicks born to our laying hens by stomping on them, many of our employees complained of leaving work with little pieces of beak still stuck to the treads of their boots. So we installed your automated hand and boot washing system. Now the only thing our employees take home with them at the end of the day is the proud feeling of a job well done."
-- R.S., Tyson Foods
You've tried scrubbing and scraping and still you can't get the paste of hog innards off your hands and boots. Those days are gone, thanks to the new Meritech automated hand and boot washing system! Constructed of heavy-duty stainless steel, this unit utilizes a series of horizontal brushes to scrape away the remnants of hog tissue and even those stubborn chunks of vital organs that get lodged underneath your fingernails. The state-of-the-art walkthrough boot scrubber gets rid of hard-to-clean hog innards in just seconds, so you're ready to head back to the line. Because there's another stockcar full of hogs pulling up outside the processing plant and you don't have time to waste! Some of the biggest hog butchers in the world count on us. So why risk using one of those discount hand and boot washing systems and going home and tracking hog entrails all over your brand new carpet! That'll never happen with Meritech. But don't take our word for it. Try it out for a free 30-hog trial. Take 30 of your fattest hogs and get out your stun bolt gun and blade and get to work! Wait until your hands and boots are nice and drenched with blood and offal and other hard-to-clean hog innards. Now stick your hands and boots in the new Meritech and watch that hog blood vanish in just seconds. Heck, we're so confident you'll love your new Meritech, we offer an unconditional guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied your hands and boots are 100% hog entrail free, we'll cheerfully refund your money. So what are you waiting for? Install Meritech in your slaughterhouse today. You'll be glad you did.
After the slaughter, don't count on just water. Meritech.